As I'm sure you're no doubt aware, WoW Classic launched in the second half of 2019 and has been a huge success. Since then, we've noticed a huge surge in the number of people who are looking for games related to the World of Warcraft franchise. Today, I'm going to be talking to you about a particular portal that goes by the name of World of Whorecraft. As you can probably guess from the title alone, this is an XXX parody that focuses on the aesthetic and gameplay of WoW but with a fruity twist. So if you're sick of going to the Goldshire Inn for some kinky erotic roleplay and want some more direct material, this could very well be the place for you! Continue reading for a full analysis of what World of Whorecraft has to offer: we're going to break this down and give you the complete story.
If you click on the link that we've provided to check out World of Whorecraft, you'll be immediately prompted to select the gender of your character. You can go with male or female, but don't worry too much about this choice, since you can always change it at a later date. World of Whorecraft allows you to have multiple characters too, so if you want to play as a different race or class, you can go ahead and do exactly that. Since I'm a guy, I figured that the 'male' option was the best one for me to go for! You'll then be shown a collection of different playable characters that are presets, although if you don't like anything you see here, feel free to customize based on the various tools available to you. What I really like about World of Whorecraft is that you're not really locked into any one type of character – you can fiddle and play around for as long as you want, changing things like height, hair color, facial features and so on. I'm a big fan of this approach and it really does help you make the experience your own.
After you're done setting up your character, you'll be spawned into the world. What's cool is that depending on what you picked, your initial location will change – just like in World of Warcraft! I'll be honest: I haven't played this game in a number of years, but I'm pretty sure that the overall design and aesthetic of the land is similar to what I saw way back in the day. The one thing that is quite different is the layout and design of the interface – I'm also pretty sure that you've got no add-on capability here either! Sorry to all of the nerds out there that want to hack their versions of World of Whorecraft: it's probably not going to happen. There's no Deadly Boss Mods for when a girl is about to squirt!
Gameplay here is quite fun – it's also very much in the style of the original WoW release. You're going to be doing various quests, fighting enemies and being rewarded with something as a result. Note that the vast majority of missions will reward you with various women that you can then take to a specific area (they're marked on the map) for some sexual interaction. Sometimes, male quest givers will provide you with a collection of outfits too – that's quite cool and gives you further customization over the type of women that you end up fucking. Do note that World of Whorecraft is actually a single player game, although according to their FAQ, they may expand to multiplayer in the future. I'm not sure what that's going to look like, but if WoW Classic continues with the success it currently has, I can certainly see a multiplayer porn spinoff being incredibly popular!
I must give credit to the optimization of World of Whorecraft: it's obvious to me that these guys mean business when it comes to giving you a stellar experience right there in your browser. While many role playing games with an adult gaming theme require download, this one runs straight from Chrome, Firefox and Opera (other browsers are probably just fine too). The only 'issue' I had was that when I first spawned into the game world, my frame rate was pretty poor for the first 10 seconds. I've got a decent graphics card and CPU, so I'm guessing this is an issue with the engine or something else – but yeah, real short lasting, so not a huge deal. The sexual animations are also fantastic too: these guys have really gone down the quality road and that's something I can really appreciate. Good luck finding a more polished World of Warcraft parody!
Balancing out reviews whenever possible is a smart idea, so I do just want to touch on a few things that were less than perfect with World of Whorecraft. First of all, it does take a while to explore and play this game – you're not going to be squeezing your hog in the first 2 minutes of gameplay. The text dialog boxes are also slow to load: you don't have the option to skip, either! These issues aren't the end of the world, but if you're someone who's in a rush, World of Whorecraft might not be the best option.
Ultimately, I think the decision of whether or not to check this game out comes down to your preference when it comes to the whole World of Warcraft universe. Did you enjoy WoW and do you want to play a game version instead? Then head on over right this instant! BPG really has to give credit to World of Whorecraft for such a great final product – it's being patched on a monthly basis as well! Anyway gang – that's pretty much all that needs to be said here, so thanks for reading and be sure to check back in the future for more information on the best XXX gaming action out there.
